Відео

He is lying

Dear 1999. Wait until you get to Covid and vaccines.

The Lizard doth protest too much, methinks.

cant look for a diff job, mine will be paying 65K a year starting lol

Says a Lizard 😂

Can someone tell my why that cross behind him is up side down?

hahahahha he's so autistic the accusations will never end and there's nothin he can do

I see lizard in his eye's.

He couldn't look us in the eye when he was denying it.

He us under lizards .

He almost got me believing that he isn't

On the das my deja reve happend the moments before realizing feels like a deja vus. Its the Same thing but people who cant remember Call it deja vu

One word of advice: if he stares at you do not, and I repeat, *DO NOT* stare back at it.

This is how Texas Red got collected.

I want Mark Zuckerberg to make his own gaming channel.

Quacademics are delusional....Science is only legit until the SCIENTIFIC ESTABLISHMENT comes into play.

Lmfao the fact that he had to address it 😂😂😂😂😂

I can not decide, he's definetly not human, but is he a lizard or a robot, I DON'T KNOW!

Im here because of my cat 😂

LOOK AT HIS EYES 😑

Problem is people are nt daring to work on them

And you think idea does not matter...if it does not matter why didnt you get one..

That sounds like something a lizard would say

This is like when you try to interact with a NPC in GTA.

Shut up....really.

Encouraging chat to be "funny" isn't a good idea. Even a lizard person should know that

Blink and you'll miss him not blinking

Reptile, the serpent's seed.

You know what that's exactly what a lizard person would say just pointing that out

@dafuqboom

If you look closely, you can see him blinking sideways.

Ehh, i don’t buy it.

Hello fellow hoomanz 😂

Are you a lizard? No i am not. You are lizard!

I saw him as a kid in Missoula Mt. In the parking lot of a local grocery store. Doing his show. Them were the day's. He actually lived in Butte Mt.

Man, I lost my shit when he was staring in a camera, so creepy, like a predator trying to persuade me that he is safe.

Are you high right now?? I am an otr trucker, and I make ATM 77000 a year. I get drugged tested randomly every year, at least twice. You really said low paying jobs require drug test. Hahaha your funny. Your smart but also ignorant

He f*cking blinks like a gecko...!

Reptoid

Sounds like a lizard would say this

Notice how he looked to the side? The CIA is trying to hide lizard people from us. This whole “I’m not a lizard thing?” Merely a script.

Licks his lips like a lizard straight after he says he's not a lizard

he is trying to blend in

And no When i drink at night i dont have sleeping problems I sleep like a log

I drink 3 cups of cappuccino per day. In the morning In the afternnoon And at evening

Better to die enjoying yourself then to give up everything and be a vegetable.

Can u believe that marijuana is legal now 😊😊 all of a sudden it is not a criminal drug i peoples Eyes

he's a lizard just not the reptilian type funny how the tribe is always involved

Um, there there's some there's some pretty good ones. Uh, especially, you know one of the crazy things when you do this live Q&A is some of them are very silly. So we got one, "Mark, are the allegations true that you're secretly a lizard." Um, I'm gonna I'm gonna have to go with no on that. I- I am not a lizard. Um, but you know, keep the high quality comments coming in. Please, (sees a fly) surely on track to be a great live Q&A if we continue getting stuff at that level of quality. Um, th-there's actually a lot of funny stuff in here in here too. -Mark Zuckerberg 2016

I wanted to see Vane!